You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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