so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
