Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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