I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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