I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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