she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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