...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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