Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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