do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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