Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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