so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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