You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
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I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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