I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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