she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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