Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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