...so i touched it.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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