he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We are all done wearing pants today
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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