Non-Jews are for practice
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
