How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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