Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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