there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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