So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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