Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Randomize
