if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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