talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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