Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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