she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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