so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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