"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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