doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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