i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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