He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Of course I have a pirate flag
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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