I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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