Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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