His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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