The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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