we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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