New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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