i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
This is my gift to your gina
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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