I want to stick my p in your. b.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
