i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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