a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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