whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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