Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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