No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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