so that wasnt chicken after all
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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