even my farts smell like vagina
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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