Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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