3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
