The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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