i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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