Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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