i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
