How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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