pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Two words: blizzard sex
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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