we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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